Who sounds like an old cribbing woman?
Amitabh Bachchan on his blog.
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Why is Urmila Matondkar doing TV shows now?
Because Rangeela (Ram Gopal Varma) has ditched her.
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Why did Shahrukh Khan get his six packs?
So that he could pick a fight with Salman Khan now.
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Which is the movie which you can see 42 years later?
Love Story 2050.
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What did Abhishekh Bachchan do after he married Aishwarya Rai?
Prateeksha.
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Why is Amitabh Bachchan the shortest man on earth?
Because he stooped low by romancing Rekha despite having a wife and kids.
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Why did Vidya Balan drop Manisha Malhotra?
Because his dresses were exposing her true lazy, slothy self.
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Why is Amrita Singh doing 'mother' roles in Bollywood flicks?
Because after Saif left her, she has nothing to do besides mothering (her kids).
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Who is the most out-of-the-world guy in Bollywood?
Harry Baweja.
Why?
Because he made an outlandish flick called Love Story 2050.
Why is Love Story 2050 an out-of-the-world movie?
Because it earned money only in an alien currency.
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Why should Genelia D'Souza and Priyanka Chopra be arrested?
Because Indian law says it is a crime to make love to little boys.
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Why should Harry Baweja be arrested?
For making Love Story 2050
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Why did people folks come out of theatres looking confused after watching Jaane Tu..Ya Jaane Na?
The title and the hero of the film seem confusing and confused.
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What did the TV actor say to Bachchan, the Khans (S and S), Urmila and Akshay?
Koi dhandha nahi hai Kya?. Kyo hamare pet par laat maar rahe ho?
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Why would Katrina Kaif easily win the heavy weight boxing competition?
She has taken enough beating from Salman Khan.
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Why are Shriya Saran and Asin moving upwards towards Bollywood?
Because they do not want get 'bottom and top' heavy like Namitha Kapoor.
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