Some inside thoughts of SALMAN KHAN

Some wicked people say I don't have the brains for anything else except body building and flexing them while I get filmed; these being my films. What rubbish! I do a lot other things too. I line-maro beautiful women. I seduce them first and then I slap them around. People say I am a MCP. Rubbish! You got to slap women when they don't behave, isn't it? What is all that male-chauvinistic-pig stuff about that?

I love my women. In fact I love them even after they get married, to some else. Take the case of Aishwarya Rai. I still love her and so naturally I keep reminiscing about her. How I made @&# with her and how many times. Katrina does not like that. But she does not say anything now after I slapped her. Nothing wrong in not forgetting your lady loves, eh? That is true love. katrina samajti nahin hai.

I love Katrina too. That is why I don't want her to act with that cheap guy, Shahrukh Khan. The cheek of the girl! She wanted to act with Shahrukh in a Yash Raj film! I will not allow that.

So I slyly invited that %$#@! to the birthday party of Katrina and picked a fight with him. I taunted him. I am quite a bully, you know. That !@#%$ was not getting provoked so I taunted him more, till he got angry. Somebody stopped me otherwise I would have loved to beat him up.

After all I am the real Khan. Two nights later, I did go up to his house and yelled at him to come out of the house. Some presswallahs say I abused his wife and kids too. Bullshit! I only abused that %$#@!.

I am not a bad guy. Do you read the columns that my lackeys write? You will know that I have a big heart and help out people. I am a good boy.

Anyway why am wasting my time in blabbering all this in my mind? I should go to the gym and work out some more. It is a bad world and one has to be strong. I have to build my biceps and triceps some more. My producers say that is the reason why I am in Bollywood.

Why is KATRINA KAIF not dumping SALMAN KHAN?

It was five years ago that Katrina Kaif, then 19, arrived in Mumbai to make a career in the modelling industry. Accompanying her were mother Susana and sisters Christine and Isabella. She did not celebrate her birthday that year. This year as she turned 24 on July 16, almost the entire film industry A-list descended at Olive Bar & Kitchen, a Mumbai restaurant and bar, to wish the model-turned-actress.

"I was all alone on my first birthday in Mumbai. I hardly stepped out of my house, as I didn't know anyone then," says the actress. This year it was celebrated, according to a guest, with flavoured Martinis, an assortment of mocktails, lamb chop, balsamic mushroom, grilled prawns and rock salt fish doing the rounds.

Katrina had over 70 people including stars, star wives, star kids, filmmakers, producers, designers and choreographers attending her private bash. Not surprisingly Katrina says it is only this year that she feels a sense of belonging to the industry. That she speaks Hindi and has a string of box-office hits can only add to her being at home.

"I know so many people now. I'm a part of the circuit and also part of discussions for movies that are being planned. I'm aware of what's happening around," she says.

A large part of the credit in making Katrina feel comfortable in the film fraternity goes to beau Salman Khan, who is dating the model-turned-actress for a little over four years now.

I guess that is one of the reasons why Katrina is still sticking to Salman despite all the trouble he is raking up.

Katrina describes herself as the submissive one in the intense relationship. "I think by nature I'm slightly more submissive. Cancerians are docile people," she says.

That is another reason. The docile woman who does not want to rock the boat. So she tolerates all the 'nakhras' and show of male ego that Sallu keeps doing.

Salman and his extended family supported her during the formative years of her career. "I do remember the first time I had met Salman but these are personal things," says the actress who spends considerable time at Galaxy Apartments, Salman's Bandra residence, whenever she is in Mumbai.

The roots of the relationship are deep. No wonder Katrina is still sticking by Salman.

Rediff

Salman Khan says he wants to marry and have babies!

While the world thinks Salman Khan is running away from marriage, and even when there are rumours of him having trouble with Katrina Kaif, here’s some exciting news. On his TV show, one of the contestants asked him what his desires in life were, to which Salman replied that earlier it was to make Rs 10 lakh. Now that he’s earned that much and more, he wants to get married and have babies.

The way he is 'wooing' Katrina Kaif, it will be a wonder if he manages to find a girl willing to marry him. He has a lousy track record, a matchmaker's nightmare!

Source: IndiaInfo

Wisecracks: Amitabh Bachchan, Katrina Kaif, Mallika Sherawat

QUES: What did the kid say to his mom on being scolded for peeing in his pants?
ANS: What's wrong with that? All the Khans are doing that right now.
(Background: Terrorists have threatened the four Khans, Shahrukh, Salman, Saif Ali and Aamir to stop acting in Indian films. Read report-- Khans threatened! )
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QUES: Who is the most confused girl on earth right now?
ANS: Katrina Kaif. She can't decide whether to drop Salman or not.
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QUES: What is the height of self-control?
ANS: Amitabh Bachchan not airing his woes in public.

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QUES: What is the height of impossibility?
ANS: Amitabh Bachchan stops writing his blog.

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QUES: What is the height of celibacy?
ANS: A Bollywood producer casting a new heroine without the casting couch.

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QUES: Who are the happiest girls on earth right now?
ANS: Sangita Bijlani, Somy Ali, and Aishwarya Rai.

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QUES: What is the heights of heights of impossibility?
ANS: Mallika Sherawat starts wearing the burqa.

After fighting like a mean cat, Salman talks wisdom!

Salman Khan has urged his fans to ignore negative reports about him.

"For the next few days you will hear and read a lot of s**t about me, a lot of it. Keep on reading it, but don't react to it. I don't," Salman wrote on his blog.

Then why start such cheap fights?

"Read all the negatives and read till they get tired of writing. Everyone goes through this, but not for long. I say just look good, feel good and do good, that's it."

yeah, we know you are damn wise.

Salman, who is currently hosting Sony TV's reality game show ‘Dus Ka Dum’, added that one should behave as though a barking dog was chasing your car.

But you too act like a dog sometimes.

"You don't stop the car and start reacting to the dog. You don't! There's no point. I don't wish to react. I don't have the time for it. Besides, I don't understand the language of dogs, except for my two - Myson and Myjaan," Salman wrote.

He and SRK had a spat during the star-studded birthday party of Salman's girlfriend Katrina Kaif on July 16.

Salman reportedly instigated SRK by speaking about their reality shows – ‘Dus Ka Dum’ and ‘Kya aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?’ Salman claimed that his show had garnered more TRPs than SRK's.

Yeah. That is what I mean. Why did Salman start the fight? KHUNNAS?

Salman scoffed at SRK by saying that despite being a superstar he could not make his show a hit. The war of words later turned rather ugly and Aamir Khan had to intervene.

Talking about the politics in Bollywood, Salman said that the "developing trend in the industry is not to celebrate other's success".

He added: "Every time another person is successful there will be someone trying to pull him down. You don't increase your own efforts to become successful but try to always decrease someone else's success. That is the mantra of the industry."

Practice what you preach first.

Salman is also apparently miffed with SRK for turning down his request for a cameo in his brother Sohail Khan 's home production Main Aur Mrs Khanna .

Also because SRK did not come for an appearance in 'Dus Ka Dum'

Source: KERALA NEXT