QUES: What did the kid say to his mom on being scolded for peeing in his pants?
ANS: What's wrong with that? All the Khans are doing that right now.
(Background: Terrorists have threatened the four Khans, Shahrukh, Salman, Saif Ali and Aamir to stop acting in Indian films. Read report-- Khans threatened! )
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QUES: Who is the most confused girl on earth right now?
ANS: Katrina Kaif. She can't decide whether to drop Salman or not.
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QUES: What is the height of self-control?
ANS: Amitabh Bachchan not airing his woes in public.
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QUES: What is the height of impossibility?
ANS: Amitabh Bachchan stops writing his blog.
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QUES: What is the height of celibacy?
ANS: A Bollywood producer casting a new heroine without the casting couch.
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QUES: Who are the happiest girls on earth right now?
ANS: Sangita Bijlani, Somy Ali, and Aishwarya Rai.
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QUES: What is the heights of heights of impossibility?
ANS: Mallika Sherawat starts wearing the burqa.
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