MALLIKA SHERAWAT is most fantasized babe in Bollywood!

The oomph of the sizzling Bollywood seductress Mallika Sherawat is so widespread that she was offered to pose for the center spread of the illustrious Playboy magazine. And now, in a special poll conducted by a popular news agency, Mumbai men have voted her as the most fantasized celebrity. Shockingly, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan has bagged only one percent of the total votes!

Mallika is hot nowadays because her flick Ugly and Pagli is running in theatres presently. She would certainly look great on Playboy! Book my copy now, guys!

Mallika certainly has men drooling for her and that’s no secret. But who would have thought, that the world’s most beautiful woman, Aishwarya would be considered the least sexy by men, that too in a city that shot her to fame. Lara and Bipasha followed Mallika’s score but Aish was placed last in the list.

Ash is married. Very few guys fantasize about married women. That is because partly because, unmarried women are considered virgins and partly, the man -woman game is all about conquest. For a guy, a sexy babe who is not married is like an invitation to a hunt. Ash has been 'conquered' by Abhishek.

Here’s what some men had to say about Mallika, “I fantasise about Mallika Sherawat because of the way she exposes in films; also she has a well-maintained body. I always imagine her naked.”

Yeah, of course, male fantasies are always about beds or rolls in the hay! Nice definition of how sexy a gal is! Imagine her naked and see how you feel!

Well, what can we say, guess its time up for Aishwarya!

WHY DID YOU MARRY, ASH!?
Source: Zee

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Why is Mallika Sherawat pushing forward Ranvir Shorey for publicizing 'Ugly and Pagli'?

Mallika Sherawat has a heart, believe it or not! While most actors these days are constantly miffed with their co-actors, or fighting with their directors for giving other people greater screen presence, here is one actress who insists that her co-star, Ranvir Shorey, be present with her for every movie promotion opportunity.

Now why on earth is she doing that? Either she is clever enough to understand that Shorey's presence in the promotions will help the flick. Or maybe she is sick of the flick and is washing her hands of it.

One would think that she would want all the attention, but no, she is pushing him in front of every television boom, and making him quite a prey for shutterbugs, whilst she simply bugs off.

Fishy!

Source: Times of India

Wisecracks: Amitabh Bachchan, Katrina Kaif, Mallika Sherawat

QUES: What did the kid say to his mom on being scolded for peeing in his pants?
ANS: What's wrong with that? All the Khans are doing that right now.
(Background: Terrorists have threatened the four Khans, Shahrukh, Salman, Saif Ali and Aamir to stop acting in Indian films. Read report-- Khans threatened! )
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QUES: Who is the most confused girl on earth right now?
ANS: Katrina Kaif. She can't decide whether to drop Salman or not.
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QUES: What is the height of self-control?
ANS: Amitabh Bachchan not airing his woes in public.

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QUES: What is the height of impossibility?
ANS: Amitabh Bachchan stops writing his blog.

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QUES: What is the height of celibacy?
ANS: A Bollywood producer casting a new heroine without the casting couch.

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QUES: Who are the happiest girls on earth right now?
ANS: Sangita Bijlani, Somy Ali, and Aishwarya Rai.

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QUES: What is the heights of heights of impossibility?
ANS: Mallika Sherawat starts wearing the burqa.

Mallika Sherawat to sue Ram Gopal Varma!

Bollywood bombshell Mallika Sherawat, who never forgoes a single opportunity to steal the limelight is gearing up to sue filmmaker Ram Gopal Varma for misusing one of her pictures in his latest film ‘Contract’.

Though the film sank without a trace at the BO, yet that’s not stopping the Sherawat babe from taking action against RGV. The picture in question that has infuriated Mallika to a big extent is featured in a scene of ‘Contract’, where a police inspector is shown talking suggestively to Mallika’s photograph and getting aroused at the same time.

I wonder what the law says about it. RGV had showed only a picture of Mallika. I mean there are pictures of film stars on every street corner.

Mallika, has reportedly said that RGV will soon be receiving a legal notice. RGV, who is known for taking potshots at his film industry colleagues had previously done the same in two of his flicks- ‘Company’ and ‘Road’, where he had taken digs at Karan Johar and Sanjay Leela Bhansali respectively.

Laugh it off, Mallika. Or is the 'suing' stuff a publicity stunt?

Source: Spice Zee

'Ugly Pagli' actor talks about 'deeper' side of Mallika Sherawat!

"Whether it is 'Pyar Ke Side Effects', 'Mithya', 'Khosla Ka Ghosla', 'No smoking', all my films have been different," Ranvir says.

Folks, remember this guy's movie is releasing tomorrow. So this just a lot of gas or PR, whatever you would want to call it.

On 'Ugly aur Pagli' set to release on August 1, Ranvir said it was funny, quirky romantic film with a strong emotional angle to it.

Yeah! Phekho!

"Sensibility wise, this movie is very different from the mainstream movies," the actor who plays the character of Kabir, the only child of a Maharashtrian couple, said.

Lapet rahe hai!

"A completely spoilt brat...He is very complacent. He studies engineering three-four years more than he is supposed to. His life completely changes when Kuhu (Mallika Sherawat) enters his life. She constantly gets impossible things done from him. She is quirky and whacky," he added.

"Quirky". "Whacky". You have used these words two lines ago. Use some other words. Poor vocabulary you have.

Regarding Mallika, Ranvir said she was really intelligent and smart. It's sad that people don't look beyond her physical attributes.

Is there anything looking beyond her physical attributes? We are waiting if there is.

"She has got instincts about film making business. She looks at the broader picture and picks up good suggestions."

To a question on how male audience would react to his character who is a "lovable loser" in the film, Ranvir said, "guys who are sensible and know that there can be rejections in life will understand this. Whereas guys, who think they are born studs will not relate to my character", he added.

OK. You have talked sense for the first time. Hope all this is in the flick. Or is this gas to lure us into the theatre?
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